Scene
In public, you already know how to identify these [kids]. Unfortunately, online, there are two extreme.
1. Look for the [person] that seem to be using words that are meant to [sound] poetic and appear as though they've just freshly been looked up on thesaurus.com.
2. If not that, look for sentences and phrases that are mind-numbingling and purposefully incorrect in [grammar]. This can often distinguish males from females. When in doubt, look for a lot of 'X'es between their words. This is a very distinguishing factor.
If using a site that displays pictures, expect an angled photograph, likely with hair falling over at least some portion of their face.
Non-scene kid writing a simple profile for himself:
"Hi, my name is [Brad] an I'm 20 years old. My hobbies are biking, running, and traveling. I also enjoy [music] on occasion."
Poetically-accurate scene kid writing a profile for himself:
"Hey, my name is [Chris] and I am forever the unbearing image of a hopeless and deprived generation. The archaic means with which I conduct my activities are meant to express my undying dismay for a system which attempts to destroy my very being; a system in which I refuse to participate. Body modification and [music] solely encompass my crowded itinerary; if my hand isn't expressing itself on the frets of my acoustic guitar, it's expressing itself through my next tattoo design on paper. I won't even list the artists I listen to...you never would have heard of them."
Ridiculously Simple Scene Kid writing a profile:
"hi, im [chelsea] and im 19 yo. i enjoy things like [idk], [music] nad drwing adn [art] dna fashn ndadandandan stuff like that. my boyfriend conor is the love of my life so evry1 else BACK OFF!!! <3 <3 <3 u can see me at shows and at schol evry once in a while as lng as im not skipping! xhardxcorex <3 i listen to a lot of [music], but nothing u wuld no, nad uh yah add me adn we cn chat! <3"
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