What's on your mug?

Another Name referring a Prostitute.

Why are you standing like a John?

By Chris Hates Everybody

If your Dad's name is John than he is probably an impostor trying to kill your whole family. If you see any person named John with a knife then you should probably run. If you hear someone say hey john it means, than it probably means that that person who knows that John, is probably he's next victim. If your talking to someone and they say there name is John I would recommend running away. If your dad's name is John, chuck him out a window before he kills you whole family.

John will kill your whole family.

By factstho

Johns a blonde, green eyed hottie he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3

what Johns name means etc

By -u know who ;)

Dad´s account

"How could you afford that?" "You know, John"

By Addew

isn’t allowed to date until he’s 18, but considers you his girlfriend anyways. he makes you feel like the best girl in the world, then breaks your heart bc he cares more about his sport than he does about you. who knows, things may work out in the future though.

no john is the sweetest. i hate john so much.

By ajtheblondie