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LOVE - A complete load of emotional crap that women use to try and control men. Practiced by teenage girls, when the art has been perfected it will be used against a man who has a well paying job and many assets. She will then spew forth her demonic offspring to continue the cycle and maybe a male child as well. She will then wait the appropriate amount of time, divorce and take 50% or more of the man's hard earned belongings which she did nothing for, ruining his life and not caring at all. Once she has spent all the money, in some countries she, by law can come back for another portion even if the man's assets now were made by him AFTER divorce. If you find yourself under the effects of this Satanic curse, please see your nearest Priest and have the curse removed ASAP.

Teenage Girl: MWAHAHA Now I shall use this new evil art which I name love, to destroy men and become rich without getting off my lying, fat, lazy ass!

By JemBrm

Something you feel for someone or something you would risk your life for. You can only say it because you mean it or you'll never feel the experience of love.

I love my best friend Simba.

By Young Gothic Rocker Chic

Something that triggers butterflies to fly around in your tummy, it can also make your speech temporally impaired. If someone says that they love you, DO NOT: Laugh. Puke. Do it. say no.

Greg: I love you. Mira: -giggles- Greg: I AM BARING MY SOUL HERE! Mira: You got a bugger in your nose. Mira: I love you. Greg: No. Mira: -SLAP!-

By Love Pink

love is the greatest feeling ever. when it's gone you feel like you feel like there's no point in living. love is when feel like ur dying when the person is gone. when all u can think about is that person every night and day. where you can't go a second without the smallest thing reminding you of them. how you never want to let them go so you fight for them as much u can. when in your in love the only thing you want is for that person to be in bed with you holding you saying I love u. love isn't all about the sex. you know when your in love when u kiss that person and you feel like crying. love is where you care so much about a person where you just want to make sure that person is happy no matter what even if that means they can't be with you.

1. you love someone enough you let them go if they love you back they will come back 2. I loved him enough to let go... he hasn't come back

By lovelost424

It's the strongest drug and sometime has very serious side effects. The only drug that doesnt get treated at any rehab center.

Person 1: Whats wrong with her? She seems so depressed lately. Person 2: Yea she is having a hard time getting over this guy who she was madly in love with. Person 1: O man, cocaine would have been easier to give up. Person: yea...

By luvyduvy