What's on your mug?

He's just straight up fat

Oh Look Brandon ate another pizza pie in 3 seconds

By Hubert Cockroach

The hottest most Cutest human being ever! He likes to keep things low profile but still extremely kinky. He is the hottest man you have ever met before and loves sports

“Man: let’s play some football” “Brandon: I call quarterback!”

By the cellist

Brandon acts like he’s a jerk at first but when you get to know him he is the most amazing guy ever he is caring and sweet and if u are lucky enough to date him you better not let him go because people like him are hard to find he has an attitude sometimes but he will make sure to turn right around and apologize if he upset you he is very sporty and loves baseball and basketball he’s an awesome friend and all in all a pretty cool guy when you tell him he is amazing he dosnt believe you he is always picking out his flaws but his flaws are what makes Brandon Brandon

Girl1:Did you see Brandon today Girl2:yeah his crush is so lucky Girl1:yeah she really is

By @Hannah_love cats12131415

A man who will leave his significant other home to stress on bills while his pockets full of money to buy his erb and little ones the things they need,don't trust this human he will only take and belittle you while making a living off others. Don't date him whatever you do he will drain you of your breath.He grew up in wis and landed in duluth .

Brandon is a scapper for junk vehicles.

By Horse33

worlds best up and coming cs:go player. Brandon will win 5 majors and set the standard for cs:go worldwide

Person 1: Did you see Brandon won the major without dropping a single round Person 2: Expected, Brandon is the best of all time

By ShortyDorty