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A middle aged irishman

i fucking hate potatoes

By irishpotatolover69

The best vegetable on the planet. tastes good in any way! fried, boiled, deep-fried, mashed, and way more! also used to refer to someone who's lazy and fat

Person 1: hey is that Liz? Person 2: yeah, she became a potato ever since quarantine.

By randomfoodie33

1. The holiest and fruitiest of veggietables. Good to crunch. Found in chip, fry, mash, scallop, and raw forms. 2. Used to describe anything and everything.

1. Hailey gazed longingly at the crispy crunchyness of the glorious potato fry. 2. "Look at my new puppy!" "Awww! He's such a potato!"

By :○)

A carnivorous animal that secretly kills humans

Oh look a killer potato - A random person

By shadow2329382938

Not a penis, it is a food item

Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato

By 13 man