What's on your mug?

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.

"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"

By therealglizzygladiator

A spasticated rat.

I see a John over there.

By TheKing19981998

John is an idiot. He sucks at Minecraft. He’s cool though. He can make some good toast. And has cool dogs. His music taste is kinda trash tho. If you know a John, he is cool. Be friends with him. Don’t get to close tho, they are known to bite when crowded. lol.

Guy 1: “Have you met John?” Guy 2:”No.”

By Swordsman891

The greatest person alive. Is funny and usually has brown hair. Is very outgoing and funny.

Me: John is the best :) John: nah you are

By Perid0tIsBest

A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.

"Yo, pass the John." "You got a John?"

By Nagant Pelenkov