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A cocky MOFO that thinks he knows everything. Can be really nice sometimes. Always wants to be in the popular group but is never let in.

Guy in Cool Group: Should we invite Jake over? Cool Group: Nah

By CoolKid000012

A penis as huge as Godzillas. Commonly described as Batman like and has dead parents (also rich)

"So your parents are dead, HAHAHA JAKE"

By CSlade

Is considered a dirty type of guy. He is but the smartest but he makes up for it in charm. Plays a lot of board games and isn’t afraid to take poops on people’s cars. His favorite words are yo bro.

Don’t be a Jake

By Tony the Firefox

Jake, big eyes and looks sort of like a lizard almost every girl has liked him at one point. He seems like a fuck boy and he kind of is but when you see his true colours you see that his life is depressing. don’t date a jake cause he’ll cheat. Apparently he’s hot aswell

girl 1: jake is SO hot girl 2:girl we’ve been knew

By gosssssipgirl

The sexiest man alive super funny 6’2 can make anyone laugh and has a dog named manny

Wow that is such a jake

By Notjakedichiera