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Michael is a guy who will make you fall for him , but will fuck you over real bad. He would act like he loves you then months later , after you’re attached to him , he will cheat on you and act as if nothing happened. He is an egotistical fucker who not only fucks slaggy thots but also loves to fuck anything that comes his way. He will fuck your man too so stay away. The only good thing about him is .... wait nothing . He doesn’t deserve shit

“ oh did you see what Michael did to his girl?” “Yeah he cheated on her several times and she’s still not dumb enough to leave his ass” “What a dickhead”

By Babyyyybxch

A dick. He only dates sluts...the end.

Wow that fuck boys name must be Michael.

By Zebra14

Michael is an all-around great guy. He can come across as an asshole to people who don't understand his sense of humor, but most people see past that. Michael is a man of comedy and charm, and can woo any girl with a few well-spoken words. Michael can be shy, and keeps his deepest secrets locked away from even his friends. But if you end up dating him, you'll never regret it. Any day with Michael is like a year of comedy entertainment. Never let him go if you have him in your grasp. You'll regret it for years to come.

Have you heard about Michael? He's hilarious! Yeah Michael is the funniest guy I know.

By AshesToAshes DustToDust

An absolute asshole who thinks he’s the shit. The only things he can say are that you’re “gay”, a “faggot” and that you’re “being racist”. He’s also the leader of his own cult.

“Do you see Michael over there? Yeah, there he is with The Cult again. They’re probably gonna cuc those girls again today.”

By TheCultCucer

When people first meet him they think he's gay

When I first met Michael I thought he was gay

By GaryOak