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Sex

When a [man] and women get into [the same] [bed].

Sex is the physical act of a man putting his erect penis into a woman'[s] [vagina]. I was waiting for Him to walk through the door. I had a surprise for him. Finally he arrived and I greeted him. He stared in amazement at my half naked body. I was wearing thongs and a bra. I took him in my arms and started ripping his clothes off. He undid my bra and thongs. I succeeded in undoing his boxers. His [dick] was huge! 10inch by 2inch. I immediately dropped to my knees and started pumping his [dick] into my mouth. He moaned and groaned with pleasure and repayed the gesture by caressing my [vagina]. My heart flutters as his mouse travels down... Down... Towards my [vagina]. He gently licksit clean. Then starts licking more roughly. Harder and harder! Then he slowly painstakingly travels his [dick] towards my [vagina]. He shallowly pumps in in and out. Knowing it is torture to me. Then he gets bored with teasing me and starts to jam his penis into my Vagina. The full length of it goes into me and going mad with pleasure he humps me harder and harder. THE REST IS SENSORED.

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sex

a sexual act that involves somebody laying down and then the other person humping them. well you might ask: what is humping? well humping is a sexual act that involves the person on the person laying down and doing push-ups and putting his cock in their 'vi-gi-nuh' at the same time. well do not as much as this man in this GIF would beg you not to think about cats.

sexual person: wanna have sex not sexual person: nope sexual person: i will give a lolly-pop for it not sexual person: not even for that!

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