Cat
The cutest mammal that ever existed, except those with allergies.
Cats are cute and play yarns, Katz is also cute but plays peoples' hearts.
By AydaWikaku
What's on your mug?
cat
cats are cunts, but no one seems to know were they came from, so i'm gonna give a crash course on cat history. Cats are one of the oldest creatures alive, out dating dinosaurs by like 300 thousand years. when the first cat was made from cave fungi came out of the cave it went ape shit, it ate like everything even almost wiping out the entire population of fancy feast caned cat food. eventually when humans came along they were almost wiped out because the cats were starving them out and eating everything. then in the 1700's they were used as furniture and wonderful still painting props, cats were all the rage in the 1920's being used as condoms and tampons. it wasn't until 2010 when we realized cats literally succ at everything, so we pulled them out of our assholes and made them pets
my cat is a homophobic asshole and is also racist
By bitch ass wombo combo
cat
some asshole in a fur suit that exists to tip over your cup
cat: *spills can of RedBull on keyboard* Human: FUCK
By BurnedEggs
cat
a small but very stupid animal that always needs to be cleaned after and needs constant attentoin needs to be fixed ar else this animal is to loud
this cat need die
By vjwfhvbpeufiwgtrnefkvlq'ngrjwk
Cat
A fuzzy little asshole that plays piano.
Person: *wakes up to sound of cat* Cat: *plays piano* Person: fuck you, rat.
By thatoneslutthott