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hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit

By Tal the sexy

a real shit head who thinks is cool but is not

He is so John

By hitherepoop

A goddamn bully, doesn’t like Apple products and is a lover of fried chicken

Everyone needs a John in their lives

By Roobee11

John is WHITE. not only does he drink pumpkin spice lattes he also plays football. sometimes he can be funny but is still really white and weird. he is also a VERY DRY texter

random guy: hey John John:ok cool

By jackesgossipgirl

Will reject a girl multiple times in one sitting.Very firm with their answer.Usually a shorter guy with brown hair and green eyes.Very rude yet honest at the same time. Has a soft,ghetto sounding voice.Will call you out.Good with kids but overall rude and funny.

girl 1:Are you her secret guy? John: No you wish i was your secret tho.

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