What's on your mug?

A man with a micropenis

That man has a small penis, he must be a Brandon!

By BigBoyMan

Someone who fucks cantaloupes

Why are there so many cantaloupes? Oh, Brandon got horny

By clevelandboi455

Bandon in the bitchiest, price of shit you can encounter. He's the kind if person who plays fortnite on PS4 with a keyboard and mouse at 3 in the morning.

"Brandon--" "Shut the fuck up"

By Bigboialex

Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy

Bro, don't act like such a Brandon

By Lekker Stuk Vleis

wants McDonald's

Mom: Hey brandon Brandon: I want McDonald's

By Violet Knowles