Poop
How Americans say poo
Jimmy: Yo bro, I’m going for a poop. Jack: Jimmy you idiot! IT’S POO NOT POOP THIS IS NOT AMERICA THIS IS AUSTRALIA! Jeez, you’re doing my frickin head in. Next it’s going to be ‘pepper’ and ‘sidewalk’. Jimmy: Fine! I’ll just go poo and then eat capsicum on the footpath. Happy? Jack: *slaps Jimmy on the face* NOPE
By Aussiestereotypes