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A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song. Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points. Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.

Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like? Guy 2: I like Tool. Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.

By Mausoleumgoer

A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.

What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!

By King-of-the-whifes

Wrong, Russell. You are trying to get me accept principles at the level of the deontological so that you can trick someone into doing something. You are not the morality tester Russell.

Hym "And I... Have exactly ONE moral axiom. I singular moral principle. Do you remember what that principle is Russell? It is WRONG for someone OTHER THAN ME to control MY mind. No amount of trickery or lying or pretending is going to convince ME... That it should be otherwise. Even if I WERE to accept other axioms or presuppositions... Those would all STILL be entirely ANCILLARY to my core (and ONLY) principle. You are a tool. Why anyone would be wielding you thus is a mystery to me... But I can theorize..."

By Hym Iam

verb ("to tool"): getting work done or being productive in general (originally hacker slang, likely from MIT)

sorry man, gonna have to punt our plans tonight, if I don't lock in and tool tonight I'm gonna fail physics "dude, are you hung over? was the party that good?" "nah man I was stuck tooling all night"

By fjjt

Most of the definitions of "Tool" on this website talk about people who are easily taken advantage of, but they forget the OTHER definition: Tool is a Progressive Metal band known for songs like Sober, Schism, Forty Six & 2, and The Pot

Tool is an awesome band

By KaijuNerd