What's on your mug?

John. Is how do I put this retarded.

John:* sends picture of himself * John: man that guy looks so stupid Kind:... your so stupid

By Krinsey12

john is a dickhead. he is unloyalw, untrustworthy and a fuckboy. he will date you for a few weeks, break up with you and 8 months later, chat you up again. he will make you feel special for a month or so, but then dump you like the time you spent together was nothing. ladies, do not date a john!

girl 1: hey is that your boyfriend? what's his name? girl 2: john. he's so sweet :) girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW! girl 2: why? girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.

By agirlthatdatedaboynamedjohn

Oof plays a lot of football

Wow John is on the field.

By My ass is huge no homo

The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.

Dude, John is really average.

By buddy retard

michael's semen drinking lover

hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit

By Tal the sexy