What's on your mug?

a TWAT that loves slurping her friend's boobs with a ladle. She's like Mary Poppins with a bad attitude.

Person 1: Where is Jessica? Person 2: She is busy slurping her friends boobs.

By pappi7394$848

A friendly, funny, quirky person who likes to joke around. Everybody likes her and wants to be around her. She's one of the weirdest people you will ever meet but that makes her herself. She's really easy to talk to. She's the kindest person you will find. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile. A sassy and independent girl who wants to live life on her terms. Lover of animals, small children and old peoples. Jessica’s are very extroverted and aren’t afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company.

Did you see Jessica, she just helped that old man cross the road, while walking 3 dogs and carrying a baby!

By 129flfafhvv n

The most beautiful yellow haired girl on earth. Even though she toots a lot she is still the best women ever. She’s like a fairy.

Boy 1 - Do you know Jessica? Boy 2 - Yes! She’s so hot

By Xikenneth

where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after! Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)

justin: o my goshhh is that Jessica? she's slay at tennis jason: i know mannn ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!

By bazuki

where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after! Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)

justin: o my goshhh is that jessica? she's slay at tennis jason: i know mannn ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!

By bazuki