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sex

the number one subject to view human weirdness If an alien came to earth they would see human sexual opinions and think we hate ourselves. Sex is something all living things desire and yet we are suposed to belive it is a bad thing. Sex is a fun, rewarding, and athletic experience. Everyone wants to do the sex. And yet some people actually call sex bad. can you belive that. People constantly ruin their relationships by their opinions on sex. It is kind of strange and destructive to divide physical and mental attraction and in doing so you create weird territorys in relationships that strangle all romance. Its all part of attraction from the touchin to the talkin, dividing it up means frustration without a doubt. So whats the deal with the sex thing, come one world.

A: wanna have sex B: what kind C: My kind

By Po Ivey

sex

1. Sex is where a male inserts his penis into a vagina. This is done when the two people are in love, horny or are bored. 2. Sex is whether you are male or female (a boy or girl).

1. "Lets have sex" says Mr.Man to Ms.Woman. Mr. Man then inserts his penis into Ms. Woman. 2. "I am of the male sex" says Mr. Man.

By omgmynameisdan

sex

The act of having intercourse with a partner.

The mans unicorn goes into the womans fairy park. It will go on all the rides and then throw up. And then it wont go near the park for a while. This is how an adult explains sex to a child.

By Headladn

sex

when you insert the penis into the vagina with intentions to have a baby or for fun or to just do it to whore around (not rape)

brad: hey guess what i did last night joe: wat u do brad: i had sex with that bartender last night joe: cool man *high fives*

By irayna hop

sex

the activity of a guy sticking his [dick] into a woman's pussy. can be done with or without a condom depending if its just for the feeling/[experience], or if you want a [child]

Our lips were like magnets drawing closer, i just couldn'[t] stop i wanted to kiss her, we started normal the made out, and added tongue. she was so damn sexy it was making me [cum]. we looked at each other for a moment then started stripping while making out. I had to turn away to stop from cumming all over her, god she's [hot]. her boobs were big i started kissing her neck and slowly worked down her body till i got to her boobs "give me some milk!" i thought while sucking her gorgeous body. she shoved her hands in my pants, I unbuckled my jeans and let her control me, she started at the tip licking all around my [dick], while grabbing my balls intently, my balls started swelling up, out it came she pulled away swallowed and went back in. She must've liked the [cum]. eventually she was going all in, It Was [Time]. I went on top of her and started kissing her [sweet] [strawberry] lips mmmmMMMM, I grabbed a condom, I opened it with my mouth and handed it to her she stretched it over my penis it barley fit but if it [broke] i wouldn't care, her putting it on felt like a massage, "You Sure?" i asked "give it to me [daddy]" she said I positioned myself and stuck my dick in her pussy, oh i was cumming now i took auto pilot and smacked her while making sure she couldn't talk, with my lips, we changed positions and it got better every [time]. Wow that was good sex, and I cummed just thinking about.

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