dad
another name for a males dick
Stfu and eat dad
By giantslayer1999
What's on your mug?
Dad
a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed
DAD WHERE ARE YOU
By crasta_pasta
dad
your dad is most likely to being watching tv or is an absolute unit.
Friend: Omg your dad is an absolute unit You: I already know
By wordafiyer
Dad
A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.
Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor." Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves* *35 years later* Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!" Dad: " You want some milk with that?"
By Milkgetter
Dad
Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.
Me: fuck you dad
By YouAllSuckOkay