Valentine's Day
Reminding everyone that they're alone and miserable.
Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.
By FlareKitsune
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valentine's day
The only way to tax on love. Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.
By Sharpy69
valentine's day
Another occasion to get flowers for your girlfriend but you still won't get laid.
I'm jackin off with and the calender says February 14th, it must be valentine's day!
By altt
valentine's day
a corporate holiday made by our corupt government to boost our economy
all the people who stress over gettin valentines day flowers to someone who will throw them away in a week. all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day
By lilskjbaby
Valentine's Day
1. Valentine's Day is a an opportunity to tell someone else you care about them (With or without the commercial cards, flowers, or candy that has been associated with the modern day celebration because many [people] lack the imagination or creativity to express themselves). 2. Valentine's Day, is a day that a lonely person may be able to make a contact with another human being... who may (or may not) also be lonely. In any [case] it is a day of opportunity. 3. Unfortunately, Valentine's Day is also a day when [sad], lonely, and perhaps angry souls can express those feeling... thereby telling the world just how they feel about their loveless state rather than take the positive approach of seeking out the compassion they desire. [4]. Like [Christmas], and [Thanksgiving], Valentine's Day is a day that may make a lonely person realize just how deprived they feel, and that increases the anger and frustration, if the person gives in to the remorse rather than seeking friendship by joining religious, civic, political, or fraternal organizations where they are apt to find [people] who are like themselves.
1. Unfriendly, or anti-social [people] are not apt to like Valentines Day; because Valentines Day is for friends and lovers. 2. "It takes a friend to have a friend," To feel better about Valentines Day, one might seek to have more friends by seeking out friendly [people] by becoming active in an organization of their choice. Below is a short list. Find something that interest you and you'll find a friend who has similar interest. if you stay at home alone... well, you'll be alone): 3. Lonely [people] who don't like Valentine's Day need to try harder than the “Good-looking” or Popular [People] do… to gain friends; some [people] just seem to attract others to them like a magnet. But let me caution you not to “Try Too Hard.” Overwhelming others drives them away. Be honest, [people] tend to like honesty, but not bluntness. So be yourself… all the others are taken… so be the best you, you can be.. Keep in mind that being a better you in normally possible and is almost always possible for an unpopular person, or a person who doesn’t feel loved. Don’t fain being better than you are, become better than you were. Be smart, not a smarty. Be positive. Your [happiness] is worth the effort.
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