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Nick Name for your penis

dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury

By MultiBitchslayer

penis, male genatalia etc

"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"

By Alex .?

A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears

Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.

By Richard Nickson

Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.

Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong. Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers. Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.

By shh-long

a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort

Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.

By hk::