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George Butler

George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!

By Dr. Strap-On

When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)

Man i got that Morning wood this sucks now im horny i gotta check my sock and computer *30 mins later* Ah, satisfied.

By FunniManHeHeHeHa

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood. Tom: scrumpsilucios.

By jiminsloml

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

By grilledcheesecrust

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.

Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.

By QuacksO