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Lasagna (noun): A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms. An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity. Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.

"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!" "Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."

By Zioooooo

Its baked and some fat orange cat eats it. Italians do too.

GARFIELD! Why did you cause a global food shortage? I thought everything was made of lasagna.

By mchow

The sound that a turkey makes.

Dude did you hear about that turkey's Lasagna?

By Random_definition_er

The shit Garfield eats

Garfield: “John, get me my fucking lasagna before I eat Odie instead.”

By Leonk11

What is made when you sleep with a girl on her period cum inside. When you see the blood and cum mixed in the folds, then you know you’ve made lasagna. Extra points if the girl’s Italian!

Dude, Becky was on her period last night but we did it anyway. I’ve never made lasagna that looked that good before.

By Penguincakemarconi