What's on your mug?

An article of clothing invented by Mark Zuckerberg that features many unnecessary pockets and a hood.

The success of Facebook is directly attributed to Mark Zuckerberg's deft use of the hoodie.

By kirupa

A term originated in a bathroom stall, oral sex performed by a woman/gay man to his/her partner.

"Dude, last night at the boardwalk I was with my girlfriend and her parents and I really wanted some rough head. I knew her parents would kick my ass if I asked so I told her I was cold and wanted to go buy a "hoodie" from one of the stores."

By DirtyDurbin

Any item of clothing which had a good, regardless of zippers, length, sleeves, material, or hood cords

“This dude really called Lamar’s hoodie a jacket!”

By The United States clothing rep

The most useful thing on earth

Person 1:Do you have a coat I can borrow ? Person 2:Why would you want a coat when I have a hoodie?

By TheHoodieGod

When your boner grows over three inches.

HOLY SHIT! That person has one big hoodie!

By fatcock57