What's on your mug?

What gay men refer to each other.

What's up, girlfriend! - JR

By Alex

something ill never ask because im to much of a pussy to ask girls out even when i know they like me. o well lol

-hey, why dont you ask anita out? -because she doesnt like me -yes she does im telling you! -nah i dont think so -youre so stupid -i dont really wanta girlfriend anyway... actual conversation

By Z3r0s3volution

A girl who has gotten a guy so whipped he doesn't go to the bathroom without permission and is completely in charge. She is worshipped by her boyfriend and he never questions her. If she says she's mad and he asks why, she won't tell him because he doesn't know.

Chad stood up before giving Amanda, his girlfriend, a wary look. She raised her eyebrows and he sat back down. He asked to go to the bathroom before standing again.

By vampchic7

the one the boy worked so hard to get without looking like a drooling pig staring at her beautiful body but decided to act like she didnt like him at first just to see how much he really thought he loved her GIRLS: don't be so cruel!! i really dont understand how someone could get pleasure out of someones pain

a good girlfriend should try her BEST not to be a bitch. Boy: Sorry can you say that again? Girl: oh my fucking jesus!! why the fuck do i always have to repeat everything to you?? holy fuck. god- jesus. you're such a dumbass.

By girl tuesday<369

To males inexperienced in the realm of intimate relationships with the female population, 'girlfriend' seems like a great idea. To have someone in which they can exert their sexual desires is, in theory, the greatest gift anyone can give/receive. See gift from god. When experienced, males tend to exert feelings of hatred towards 'girlfriend' and exclaim indicated hatred to others. Remarkably, he will never mention a word of this to 'girlfriend.' This phenomenon must be directly linked to the mind control powers only bestowed by the vagina. These mind control powers are the bane of males, and are only known of when one is already choking on the tainted waters called 'relationship.' And it seems, even when informed, the male will deny any such power over him until the previous stated situation occurs. One can only say "I told you so."

When I was young and naive, I wanted a 'girlfriend' so I could fuck her as often as my penis would remain erect. But as I matured and observed the animalistic behavior of the female, I realized that I was taking my soul for granted, and chose to stay away.

By Thought's Catalyst