A place where sleep is never found.
Hey man, I have this 20 page research paper I haven't started because I was partying all night last night, yeah I'm going to have to pull an all-nighter, it's due tomorrow, but hey that's college
By angelcb007
The time and the place for everything.
"There's a time and a place for everything, Mr. Garrison, and it's called college."
By Dagger
A huge waste of money. You'll spend assloads to get a worthless degree. Once you get out you will spend every single second of your day being harassed by the AES nazis while you're struggling to find a job. Don't laugh too hard at the guy at McDonald's flipping hamburgers you'll be there too once you graduate and more than likely he'll be your manager. You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world. Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.
Jim went to college and was a pompous ass thinking he'd get a great job out of it. Now he mows lawns.
By DennisIsevil
A place where High school graduates go after being told they would have a higher chance of getting a degree and a high paying job afterwards. This shit is the biggest lie and more then likely you'll be stressed from the course load and become depressed before second semester
Wow I thought when I came to college I would get my dick sucked and excel in class, now i'm stuck with a fuckton of debt and my grades are god awful. Please kill me.
By Kid Sens
a boring place of optional higher education, which often results in the careless abuse of alcohol, drugs, tobacco, and certain situations involving some form of sex...
I was supposed to be in class but i got drunk and found some horny girl in the freshman dorms and got and gave her a dirty raccoon....MAN I LOVE COLLEGE
By woolleybooger