What's on your mug?

The humble zombie The reason you died on your first ever Minecraft survival world

Person: I’m going okay Minecraft for the first time! 2 minutes later... Person: *gets killed by zombie* SHIT

By Oblong Cheeto

Employee with little or no enthusiasm or drive. Thus spending most of their time with hands in pockets and walking unbelievably slowly. A Lazy.

Haven't you finished that yet? You're such a Zombie.

By mangakanga

A synonym for the number 9. This is because of the old joke why was 6 afraid of 7....because 7 8 9. 7 ate nine and 9 then proceded to turn into the undead, hence the name zombie.

School starts an hour before zombie. The time is currently zombie o'zombie. I have zombie fingers because my thumb was bitten off my a muskrat.

By Andyt Osborn

Howard Stern fan. So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.

me: Sirius satellite radio just reached 2 million subscribers zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him

By A Communist

When you ejaculate into both of your partners eyes and they walk around your house like a zombie looking for a towel.

I tagged both this ho's peepers with my jizz and she did the zombie all over my crib!

By xxxrayjoe