Valentine's Day
Reminding everyone that they're alone and miserable.
Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.
By FlareKitsune
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valentine's day
The only way to tax on love. Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.
By Sharpy69
valentine's day
Another occasion to get flowers for your girlfriend but you still won't get laid.
I'm jackin off with and the calender says February 14th, it must be valentine's day!
By altt
valentine's day
a corporate holiday made by our corupt government to boost our economy
all the people who stress over gettin valentines day flowers to someone who will throw them away in a week. all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day
By lilskjbaby
Valentine's Day
1. [Valentine]'s Day is a an opportunity to tell someone else you care about them (With or without the commercial cards, flowers, or [candy] that has been associated with the modern day celebration because many people lack the imagination or creativity to express themselves). 2. Valentine's Day, is a day that a lonely person [may] be able to make a contact with another human being... who [may] (or [may] not) also be lonely. In any case it is a day of opportunity. 3. Unfortunately, Valentine's Day is also a day when sad, lonely, and perhaps angry souls can express those feeling... thereby telling the world just how they [feel] about their loveless state rather than take the positive approach of seeking out the compassion they desire. 4. Like [Christmas], and Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day is a day that [may] make a lonely person realize just how deprived they feel, and that increases the anger and frustration, if the person gives in to the remorse rather than seeking friendship by joining religious, civic, political, or fraternal organizations where they are apt to find people who are like themselves.
1. Unfriendly, or anti-social people are not apt to like Valentines Day; because Valentines Day is for friends and lovers. 2. "It takes a [friend] to have a [friend]," To feel better about Valentines Day, [one] might seek to have more friends by seeking out friendly people by becoming active in an organization of their choice. Below is a short list. Find something that interest you and you'll find a [friend] who has similar interest. if you stay at home alone... well, you'll be alone): 3. Lonely people who don't like Valentine's Day need to try harder than the “[Good]-looking” or Popular People do… to gain friends; some people just seem to attract others to them like a magnet. But let me caution you not to “Try Too [Hard].” Overwhelming others drives them away. Be honest, people tend to like honesty, but not bluntness. So be yourself… all the others are taken… so be the best you, you can be.. Keep in mind that being a better you in normally possible and is almost always possible for an unpopular person, or a person who doesn’t feel loved. Don’t fain being better than you are, become better than you were. Be [smart], not a smarty. Be positive. Your [happiness] is worth the effort.
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