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urban dictionary... your very own source for pointless bullshit

Willard- Floyd... how do I find out what "noob" means? Floyd- Well Willard... go to urban dictionary - your source for pointless bullshit! :-D

By John Henry III

A slang dictionary where pseudo intellectual teenagers, horny middle school boys, and fat kids with no life write definitions in a desperate attempt to feel cool. Its also where 99% of the defintions have to do with sex, weed, preps, or George W Bush.

Urban dictionary is okay.

By holly the ginger kid.

All told, a pretty good argument against democracy.

"Urban dictionary often seems like proof that people are unfit to rule themselves."

By Katya A

An online cesspit of pre-teen nonsense, pretentiously corting itself as a "slang dictionary". Most "entries" are unreadable, illiterate slops of pedantic shit stemming from the creativity-throttled minds of our braindead youth. Most entries fall into the categories of irrelevent, self-centered claptrap (in which the subject is not the word being defined but "I"), redundant repetition of what has already been stated ("me too!"), incoherent arguments about absolutely nothing, over-opinionated screeds from those who are the most unqualified to comment on the subject, "this guy is gay", shameless self-promotion, whiny, insecure pleas for acceptance from total strangers on the internet, extreme irony, intoxicated non-sense, and on rare occasions; definitions of slang words used in the English language by various groups of people. Nothing wrong with the site or the guy who made the site. Just something wrong with who uses and what is contained within.

It's fun to go on Urban Dictionary to laugh at stupid teenagers who take their worthless fashion trends too seriously. Emo preppy goth sXe scene metal punk jock hardcore abercrombie rap nerd vegan hippie hot topic liberal conservative wigger gamer juggalo redneck hipster WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE??? WHAT ARE YOU GAINING FROM DEFINING YOUR ENTIRE LIVES BY MEANINGLESS LABELS??? WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH INSECURE, VALIDATION-STARVED, UNORIGINAL CONFORMIST VAPID CUNTS???

By radium

A culmination of ignorance under the guise of a slang dictionary, with the rare intelligent definition lost amidst a sea of nonsense. Not to be taken seriously, though good for a cheap laugh on occasion.

1) Optimist: "Why don't you have any faith in mankind?" Pessimist: "Because I visited Urban Dictionary..." 2) "I feel like self-victimizing some lifestyle/religion/etc., because the Media hasn't done it enough yet. I should go to Urban Dictionary!" 3) The student failed his essay because he took Urban Dictionary as a serious reference. 4) The child laughed as he posted another absurd definition for something he knew nothing about on Urban Dictionary. 5) The original creators of Urban Dictionary wept as their user-driven slang dictionary decayed into nothing more than a tragic joke.

By SpacePirateKhan