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Shorthand for the phrase “Shower of Bastards”. Used to describe a group of backstabbing, unscrupulous individuals.

Terrence: “I saw Baz out with his mates last night” Rich: “What an absolute shower”

By Boo Haa Raa Sausage

Shower is a blowfish swimming through the seas of Ohio. You might be thinking “theres no seas in ohio, this is all wrong” well, you’d be the one who’s wrong. Shower has a heart so big that she single handedly made ohio it’s own sea. And she’s a blowfish living in it. She is a true friend to all and has zero hesitation to prove it. So, next time you go to Ohio, be sure to visit her sea.

Shower is so fishy, she must be a blowfish who makes seas in Ohio. Wow, I love this sea! I heard Shower made it with her gigantuous heart. Person 1: ooohhh who is that hottie over there? Person 2: lol! That must be ravie’s wife shower (the blowfish who makes seas in Ohio for people who’ve never seen the ocean because she’s just that generous) Person 1: oh, duh! Ravie: I love my wife shower!

By ravieo

A place a Dark Souls player has never been.

"When was the last time you were in the shower?" "What's a shower?"

By Ekvok

A form of bathing. Why someone might take a shower: 1. They're visibly dirty 2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️) 3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot) 4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports) 5. Calming down if stressed 6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad 7. Masturbate 8. Fuck Things people do after a shower: 1. Dry off 2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is 3. Get ready for work 4. Go to bed 5. Fuck some more 6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches) 7. Eat something 8. Put on makeup 9. Use a hairdryer 10. Shave 11. Brush teeth 12. Brush hair

Man, my hair is greasy, so I need to take a shower.

By Failurebitch

Similar feeling to sex, but it’s when a women takes off her clothes, rubs her wet pussy until it gets soaking wet and warm while thinking of sexual thoughts. Then she gets a rush of sexual pleasure and starts moaning out of pleasure and cums and creams and ejaculates all over herself while she fingers her dripping wet pussy. It’s when a women masturbates her pussy and moans out of pleasure while she ejaculates all over her own body.

Did you hear about Alexa last night? Yes, she shower and moaned out of pleasure while she jizzed all over herself when she was rubbing her pussy. Yup! The neighbors heard her moaning really loud

By Gordon is here hahahahha