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neopets

An addicting virtual game where you get to have 4 pets. You get to play all these games which got you Neopoints which was used to buy stuff. Boards, shops, neomailing, games..it was fun while it lasted. Neopets now sucks. Noobs are taking over the boards with their excessive 7 year olds saying they're looking for "g1rLllfRi3ee3nds" or how "my cat died, i want to kill myself. boohooboohoo" They cannot type propr english either. There are useless noobs that report you without a reason and then you loose your account. Then you try to tell TNT (Neopets Team) that you were mistakenly frozen..you wait for months and months and may not even get a notice. Some old games are good but they have to delete them and replace them with shitty advertisement games that had the same concept. Spin the wheel! GO through the maze eating stupid pixels! .. -_- Let's face it, the newbies will never get rich, the old members are quitting, neopets is going to die in the next 2 years.

n00b: lyKk oh em geee!! ne0opets isHh lyKee AW3SomeEee!!11 someone: Will you shut up? n00b: ne3verr! i 5ha1l pr0claiM t0 Da wHo0LeE w0rLDd!!1 somone: -_-"

By SARA_i0i_likegasp

Neopets

A virtual pet website initially designed for bored college students, although currently most players are younger than 16. Each player is allowed four pets on up to five accounts; one account --and one only-- may be used to play games, which there are numerous of. By playing games, a user may gain Neopoints -- which may be used to buy such items as paint brushes (to paint/change the appearance of an existing Neopet), toys, food, etc. NeoBoards give users the option of communicating with one another, and are separated into several different sections (such as Avatars/NeoSignatures, Help, and Fan Clubs). Guilds are mainly groups that consist of users with similar interests; a user may belong to only one guild at a time. Most importantly: The equivalent (though slightly more harmful) to cocaine.

Neopets fucking ruined four years of my life! If you haven't already joined, don't. You will be unable to escape the hell without severe consequences. Ya think I'm joking, don't ya? To those poor ignorant souls who are still addicted: Get help. Seriously. Hire a therapist. And before you get all fuckin' defensive.. I was never frozen; I was just smart and left. :)

By J-Don

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