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mom

the woman who can be the biggest bitch in the whole world and will do anything 2 be right. She's not always right but thinks she is and ends up getting you in trouble for something you didn't do. But she's not always a bitch, she can be the most loving person in the world and do anything to make her kids have a better life. She puts her kids first and is hardly ever selfish. She'll love you no matter what you did and doesn't care what you look like, what you did, or how well you did as long as she knows that you tried you're hardest and didn't mean to hurt anyone(including yourself) in the process.

My mom is not selfish at ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

By catchmeififall19

Mom

Your mom is the one who shoved you through her vagina into the uncomfortable, cold air. She is completely illogical (she'll win any arguement by saying 'because i said so'), overreacting, hypocritical, and downright mean. she'll contradict herself and not even care. she'll start to care about things she didn't give a crap about before (my mom has suddenly started to hate it when i say crap, when she couldn't've cared less before). But for some reason, you love her anyway no matter what.

Me: Mom, can i get the new Red Faction game? Mom: no. Me: (mildly angry voice) Why?!?!?! Mom: don't give me that attitude young man! because I SAID SO. now go up to your room and don't come out!

By Chowderz

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