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someone who should try anal with a guy named swift no protection

ur cute Liz

By Swiftlikesanal

Liz is your typical girl next door, she is amazing in bed but that's all. She could have STD's so watch out! Futhermore she's isn't afraid of showing body parts for money. She especially likes Dutch boys with blond hair who are dating other girls. She's always jealous of her friends because they are SMOKING HOT!

Random Person: who's that girl pissing in a glass ? friend: Oh, that's liz!

By puppy22

Liz AKA the filter queen is a very short tempered and hot headed specimen. She likes to tell jokes that aren’t very funny but she thinks she’s hilarious. She needs attending to as she cannot be left alone or she will find someone to start a fight with. Once in a fight with a liz remember to admit defeat or risk the potential of awakening the beast. Remember to give daily compliments to ensure she is happy. Diet consists strictly of bubble tea and pizza with an occasional side of bitchiness.

wow look at that cow it must be called liz

By moeydwwww

Liz AKA the filter queen is a short tempered and hot headed specimen. She likes to tell jokes that aren’t very funny but she thinks she’s hilarious. She needs constant attending to or she will find someone to start a fight with. Once in a fight with liz remember to admit defeat or risk awakening the beast which will result in you regretting ever talking in the first place. Her diet consists strictly on bubble tea and pizza with the occasional side of bitchiness.

wow look at that cow it must be called liz

By moeydwwww

the bestest name in the world. often smart and kind with a love for english, one direction and kasabian. mildly dislikes cooked carrots but raw are on the top row. if you come across a liz make sure to bow before them as they are better than you. humble yourself.

“oh my god was that liz ???????” -person 1 “jesus christ your right get down to bow you unhumble little fat pork.” -person 2

By getmeadilf69