What's on your mug?

the cutest most adorable person in the entire of the world

i am a john. meep.

By Meepmeep meep

John is a quiet kid, who feels insecure about his looks, has trouble talking to the girl he likes because he doesn’t want to screw things up and make them hate him and because of this he gets anxious about talking to them, and has a bad mindset of “if I don’t talk to them, I can’t screw things up,” is usually an introvert and suffers from depression and amongst other mental issues, the things that are always on his mind are death, getting wasted and the girl he likes, John will usually hide his mental issues, because he doesn’t want to burden others with them, he usually does or says things that others will call him edgy for, but only ever behind his back, his friends would 100% try to help him if they knew about his mental issues, so if you know a John you should talk to them to make sure they’re okay

Person 1: who’s that edgy kid over there? Person 2: oh that edgelord? His name is John Person 1: Ah, that makes more sense

By Angsty teenage XY chromosome

john is the sexiest guy that you will ever meet and he loves girls and he will treat any girl right. John has a huge penis and he can satisfy any woman . He is tall and athletic and he has the most perfect skin. Find a boy named John and keep him Ladies. And sometimes has friends name Cash.

who is that he is my John

By @sexy.com

the bestest friend ever he's very thicc and the most kindest person ever

friend 1: "isn't that john that has a thicc ass?" friend 2: "ohhh of course"

By todoroki the thicc boi

Definition 1: The object of attention surrounding Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School’s track and Cross country teams. Often accompanied with the word “yeah” before it. He is the pure essence of running broken down into it’s true form. Definition 2: A sub species of human commonly hunted by the Terrance, more widely known as the Dj. The Dj spends hours acquiring all known information about John so he can hunt him down. The Dj likes to freak out the John by sending creepily hilarious videos directed at the John. Definition two of John is commonly accompanied by the word “hey” beforehand.

Definition 1: Gigi: Have you seen my grandson, who’s name goes by John? Everyone on Mooney cross country: Yeah John! Definition 2: Dj (Terrance) Blakeley: Hey John, things are looking a bit silly today, aren’t they a John. John: Things are looking honestly pretty good today xD! Lol

By Donovan Bee