What's on your mug?

Jessica is a nice girl with so much to offer the world. Truly an instigator of change and a forward thinking individual, Jessica will always be there to speak about the greater concerns of life or distract you from them. The epitome of human kindness and a testament to the purpose of humanity. She is silly and smart, funny without needing to be mean, and always easy to talk to.

Damn, I am so fucking fortunate to have Jessica as my roommate instead of these other assholes.

By jessismyroommate

Jessica, is a special person. She is everything you would want to visually see. Gorgeous, of course. Eyes, amazing, can easily get lost in them. She may think they are simple but they more beautiful then an ocean sunset. Smile, makes every man and woman stop in there tracks. Amazing hair without even trying and she is the perfect size. But that’s not all that makes up someone. What makes Jessica so special is who she is as an individual. Caring, always looking to help others before herself. Supportive. She will be behind you 100% whatever you decide to do. Easy going. She likes all the same things as you because she is just that cool (and she isn’t lying about it) Sweet. She is just all around sweet. She is as sweet as southern sweet tea made by the South’s sweetest Grandma! All in all, Wifey material.

“Look at that gorgeous chick over there dude! And check out her amazing smile!” “That’s my girlfriend bro! Her name is Jessica and I’m going to marry her one day”

By TheOGTeddyBear

hah your friends with a Jessica? you absolute buffoon

everytime I saw a Jessica I threw an eraser at her that said "for big mistakes"

By eating ass at 4:20

evil and a pain and loves to hit people in the mouth and not a good name for a cute puppy

jessica is a pain.

By nota goodname

Jessica is a woman who smiles like a shy girl. She doesn't seem to know of the power in her shining countenance. Her big eyes strike the left of your chest leaving you happily encumbered and wondering if you measure up. The source of her wholesome nature is surely a shining awareness finding no value in fabricating a facade. If she guides you in her thoughts, you are made feel at home. ...And yet she finds her injuries embarrassing and minimizes the nefarious acts of those who exploit her, but not out of fear or any weakness of the like. She sees the good in things but not enough in her self,( the latter prevailing across almost all humanity)and she's much more the arbiter of her destiny than she yet realizes.

Jessica is a woman you cant make your mind stop thinking about.

By Odd Fryman