A young psychopathic man who likes to burn objects, take multiple shits on the floor and eat meth for breakfast, lunch & dinner. He is not intelligent and get's A's in every subject because he sucks. He has a disease because he is love sick. He has a deep, often depressing, feeling of wanting to find love because he is so single. And he likes someone starting with A, B, C, D or E. I love him very much. He leaks everywhere.
Jake is a tool
By bamljcjm
is the sweetest guy you will ever met. he is a country boy at heart, and will do anything for a woman. he's one of the guys that will let you win at pool even though you suck. a boy that is old fashioned that opens doors, orders your food, etc..
have you seen kristen's jake?
By kristen.carter.26
A funny friend who is always there for you and is very nice and is really cool.
Jake your so funny
a sexy beast from the north, far better looking and far better in bed than ross.
look at him, he must be jake
By pot noodle
The life of every party, the kind of guy ladies love and guys envy
Bob: Wow, look at that dude, he's a total jake. Lisa: No kidding, I wonder if he's single...
By jjmcphee007