What's on your mug?

When he bends your frame so perfectly, the absolute best you’ve ever been bent that it makes you change your relationship status on Facebook.

Today Shane taught Peyton the meaning of dickmatized. She is straight dick whipped.

By PushaP

When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.

"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!" "Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"

By Lizardmcgdoogle

When a woman is so overwhelmed by the intensity of high level dick being thrown that she falls asleep during or immediately after, often due to multiple orgasms or extreme relaxation."

Hey Edwin , how about last night when you were finished Pounding Julez I finished her off and Dickmatized her .

By Dick Ninja

Enthralled and mesmerized by the dick

Taylor Swift is dickmatized by Travis Kelce's large red wood tree.

By pinkrasberrytwee123

When a woman, (usually later in life and/or after having more sexual experiences/partners), finally enjoys herself sexually and becomes obsessed/emotionally entangled with the specific man she enjoyed herself with the most, unable to separate the physical from emotional. Generally only affects pick-me's, and actually creates more severe pick-me behavior. When women's sexual freedom is stigmatized, men are able to dickmatize them. Thanks patriarchy!

"Forgive me, it sounds cocky He dickmatized me and opened my eyes Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see His love was the key that opened my thighs" -Wood by Taylor Swift

By thurstie_with_a_k