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when a dumb ass bitch that isnt [hot] or attractive and you dont [even] communicate with basically makes some random shit up about you and her hooking up to make that fly ass [hoe] you are thinkin of bonin only look at you as a complete busta, but in all actuality the cockblock or as we call them on [da] street..."hoodrat" or "bitchass" is the only busta around. The cock block usually is just in da club frontin...

its poppin in da club and ma boy jay is feelin dis fly [ass] hunny... -jay: so emily lets go to the [trap] or somethin, you fine as hell and you know a d-boi like me wants to [hit] all night, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah. -emily: well its obvious you aint frontin g, so hold up while i go tell the [girls] you gon give it up to me tonight. -jay: aight bitch make it quick though, my dick feels [like] its gonna burst out my fuckin pants man shit... emily is now with her [bitches] when all the sudden a cockblock (lindsay) comes over with a major kill...and killa cam and santana themselves make an appereance... -emily: i cant wait to get pounded by jay tonight, i hope he tears me apart. -lindsay: oh yeah i made out with jay kyd, you already know. -emily: shieeeet meng -jay: yo lindsay stop being a mo fuckin cockblock and go suck a dick, [no homo]. -killa cam: yeah yeah jay rep yo hood kyd AY! AY! -emily: is this true jay, because it sure would make you look [like] a busta, i mean shit son, damn... -jay: man emily lindsay is a [hoodrat], and a cockblock ya heard? -emily: fo sho -jay and emily: one. -this is killa cam and i just wanna say...yo lindsay go get ya wet wipes...I see your head lights, dey NOT lookin dead nice they got me sayin D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn.

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