What's on your mug?

Quite possibly the greatest thing ever invented.

Wow, Gimme a beer or i will kill you.

By SvenJamin

beer its liquid bread its good 4 u

im gonna drink till i speww ewwwww

By lilly

A miracle drink that makes ugly women look like super models, and when you sleep with them makes you forget about it.

Guy1: WOW! She is hot! Guy2: Man, no more beer for you.

By Adrian Skertchly

friend, mate, pal, buddy.

alright beer! 'not at all beer, not at all!'

By neil coleman

Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends. aking the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"

Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle. Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk. Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid. Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life. God:"Sorry m

By DeathMonkey