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The hottest ogre to ever be seen by light. Correction, one of the hottest living things to be seen by light

person one:"OMG its shrek😍😍😍😍😍😍" person two:"Wow, hes so hot, I want to have little babies with him cuz he's so hot"

By Tweek_coffee

an unusual, unearthly being who is attracted to the certain animal of the donkey species. They like to visit their slumber alot, this is a person with a fat ass and no big bum bitches.

" i love it when you shrek so hard (very hard) on me. " " my shrek is very glazed and juicy, can you feel the sensations? " "my shrek gets full and fat when you vibrate on it" "can you shrek on me? (UwU) "

By hugobugorizzyler

The worst movie ever all star was good tho

Random person: Shrek is love Me: ew nope!

By Fart&poop125

The hunkiest most delicious man I've ever tasted in my life. He absolutely a monster when it comes to having fun in the swamp. He likes his woman like he likes his onions (white, juicy, and spicy,). Hes the biggest HOTTEST ogre youve ever seen.

Little girl on the streets - Shrek is the tastiest man alive. Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him. Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.

By Shrek4L

You smell like poop

Shrek smells like poop

By Megatron6996