What's on your mug?

Why Tf ru searching up what an apple is u moron it’s probably like 11:00pm and u have nothing better to do just go sleep

Lia: can I have an apple Mia: no go to fucking bed it’s 1am

By rei is cool

Because they aren't iPhone creating geniuses.

Hym "Apple doesn't NEED to invent anything. It's there ticket to stay on the upper plate of Midgard. It doesn't need to get better for themselves or anyone else and as long as they have the YouTube filth to demand service from the populous they can just coast on the invention of the guy who ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING."

By Hym Iam

A type of nut that is planted from the underground and sprouts in the driest conditions. Also known as a projectile for mortars. It is popular on the internet due to a virus of the same name.

P1: "Dude, my mom just died..." P2: "Apple."

By FluffyFelineMusketeer

a round fruit with firm, white flesh and a green, red, or yellow skin

to peel an apple apple pie an apple tree apple sauce

By sunodim

Appling (verb) /ˈap-lɪŋ/ The act of giving dap (handshake, fist bump, or greeting) to someone in the hood who noticeably smells like apples, often due to cologne, body spray, or natural fragrance. Synonyms: Apple dap, fruity salute, orchard acknowledgment

"Yo, I seen Marcus earlier — had the whole block smellin' like apple cinnamon, had to hit him with the appling real quick."

By Appling Man