The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts. We will love you forever Shrek.
Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife
By Jack Sparrow's pirate girl
Shrek is the most powerful being in the world. He is the god of donkeys, onions, swamps, ogres, onions, onions, and even more onions. Shrek is the best anime character, if you say otherwise, he will get very mad.
Shrek is love Shrek is life
By Just_a_Guy624
GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD
shrek is god
By Shrek is lord
A handsome green ogre who you have no chance with
Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “ Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “
By bigwavesbigwavesss
Daddy Shrek is the overlord of the world. Fuck midget bowl cut farquad and worship daddy Shrek. Shrek is life, Shrek is life.
Shrek is daddy.
By ShrekLover01