What's on your mug?

Faggot that looks like he's Sid the sloth. Only on Tuesdays though. He strips for his stuffed animals and he plays little league basketball

JoHn Is So HoT 🥵

By JaydonHater

John is a larger than life stoner, who thinks that anything can be solved with some ganja, anything from funerals, to childrens birthday parties you will always find john lurking around somewhere smoking a joint. He is also a surprisingly good cook, but make sure to ask what he puts in the brownies he makes you because you might just be looking at a really interesting night.

guy 1: it's so sad aunt mary passed away. guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot. guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja

By thickzwick

. Fast runner. Ugly. Broke. nickname KBL (king baby leg). A back surgeon, BBO CEO. Marvin best friend auntie baby cousin lil boy Friend. He is a good person. But deep down know’s he aint shit.

Girl i was feeling this one dude he seem to have potential until he start talking and i realized he aint shit. Didnt get his name i think he was a John

By Jrosssy

Dumb bitch (@senor_pollo__ on insta, for more dumb bitch energy)

"Bro stop, you're acting like a john."

By Bwoccoli

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack

Person 1: hey john John: it’s jack Person 1: your just a fake jack. John: my name is jack Person 1: bitchboy

By GrowlingOso