A douchebag that wears a scarf, knit cap, sweatshirt and Converse sneakers. Can often be found at a nearby Starbucks or weed store. CAUTION: HIPSTERS ARE AN EXTREME BIOHAZARD, DUE TO THEIR INABILITY TO SHOWER AND STOP SMOKING WEED. KILL ON SIGHT.
Adam: Dude, what is that smell?!?! Jake: Some hipster's weed stank ..let's get out of here.
By [Insert Name Here]
when 12 year olds think their cool as shit cos they dress like acacia brinley. wearing band shirts when you don't listen to anything but taylor swift and nikki webster dressing like a slut and calling it indie. looking up "hipster" tumblr nicknames on google Thinking that being a tumblr girl defines you thinking that showing off self-harm scars and telling people nobody understands is cool saying you're depressed, have anxiety, or suicidal thoughts for attention when you're honestly fine and don't realise someone close to you actually is struggling with one of the above thinking that telling "your story" helps people through their tough times MAKING THE FUCKING BLACK AND WHITE VIDEOS WITH WRITING ON WHITE CARDS WITH LANA DEL FUCKING REY PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE MASCARA RUNS DOWN YOUR FAKE ASS FACE AS YOU STARE AT THE FUCKING GROUND. WHY? WAS THERE A COOL DUST BUNNY THERE OR SOMETHING? not realising that being a "hipster" is being anything but the current day definition of "hipster" only thinking of yourself not others
im hipster cos nobody "understands" me (because i don't even know who the fuck i am cos I'm fake as fuck) using actual struggles in other peoples life to get attention
By you. smell. of. shit.
A person who tries to be independent and intelligent by distancing themselves from [whatever] they think is mainstream. They like to engage in annoying and [pretentious] behaviors, like writing grandiose definitions about themselves on Urban [Dictionary].
See the #1 entry. Typical hipster babble. "The concepts of androgyny and [feminism] have influenced hipster culture, where hipster men are often as thin as the women they date. The muscular and athletic all-American male ideal is not seen as attractive by confident and culturally-empowered hipster women who instead view them as symbols of male oppression, [sexism], and misogyny." I'm [sorry] my muscles offend you. Will it make you feel better if I emaciate myself? "Although hipsters are technically conformists within their own subculture, in comparison to the much larger mainstream mass, they are pioneers and leaders of the latest cultural trends and ideals. For example, the surge of jeans made to look old and worn (i.e. "distressed"), that have become prevalent at stores such as The Gap, American Eagle, [Abercrombie and Fitch], and [Hollister], were originally paraded by hipsters who shopped in thrift stores years before such clothing items were mass produced and sold to the mainstream consumer. The true [irony] here is that many of the detractors of hipster culture are in fact unknowingly following a path that hipsters have carved out years before them." Yes, worn and torn jeans are a very important part of American culture and ideals. So glad the hipsters were smart and kind enough to figure this out for the rest of us.
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People of the Millenials generation who believe they are artistic in appearance, have artistic abilities, and think they are photographers because they can add a filter to a photo. They enjoy smoking cigarettes, weed, popping molli, and doing drugs that are just random combinations of letters and numbers. Really they are a culture of people stuck somewhere between gay and straight. Fuck defining this, theyre a bunch of faggots.
Frank: Yo, did you see Rando got a new guitar? Jim: Its not new, he got it at a thrift shop and it's warped and out of tune. Frank: Yeah It has character and an iconic sound Jim: I literally sounds like a baby crying. Frank: Nah man, it fits his image Jim: Of what? Looking like a homeless person? Frank: You just don't get it, Rando's a hipster. Jim: No, Rando is a cheap fuck Frank: Ur a conformist man, hand me my fedora, I'm gonna go get high and take pictures of Rando and his new guitar Jim: Fuck man, I need new friends
By LostInLimbo
A fake non conformist
"I am a hipster, you are a hipster, let us stand over there with all the other individuals who are exactly like us"
By matt12344