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Tool

That guy is a real tool.

A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.

Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!

By chinoloco23

Gun, pole, glock or any firearm that stays closeby in case shit goes down.

Her: Those dudes bout to make a move on him. Friend: Ha! That nigga stay with his tool.

By DatBishPressure

When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing. But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.

Bully: “Dude you’re a hoe!” Guy who ain’t a bully: “A hoe is a gardening tool!” Bully: “Exactly…”

By ΒITCHES

Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation. From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).

A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."

By Tony du Angletere