What's on your mug?

Some asshole that steals your bagel

Michael is asshole that steals your bagel

By S10 91

michael is a tall ass tree who has a broken sense of humor and is big brain

"michael jackson go hehee"

By Amikko yuygfdghjn

Fur's massage man

fur: michael is my massage man ellz: hold up lemme have a word with him *michael runs into a forest* Fur: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

By Hxwellz

A half asian half white kid runs stop signs and laughs at the word barbeque sauce, and gets saved by the coolest person in the world from a severe car crash.

your being such a michael!

By XxricyxX

A man often known as a slut. One who always gets bottom during sex

That slut Michael had sex again, and he was on the bottom

By Harriet Joness