What's on your mug?

A john is a short guy who steps on a person's crops for fuhn

John stepped on a crip

By Cjdkjfjfificjfjfjkfkfkfk

John a man with a super small penis and can't please his wife in bed so he had to buy a sex doll

Damn he got a small dick John

By Beth691236

Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.

When you see john Holy crap! I can't believe I saw john! John Smith! It's YOU!!!

By Shadow2003

John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..

Jayson: WHO is that kid? Garrett: Oh- that's John. Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh

By A Kylie

Some fucking asshole that will steal all your girls. Good at giving head tho. Enjoy that 50 bucks John.

Oh yes John 🥵

By Daddy Swedosh