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A Jake is a guy that will be a terrible kisser. He will be way too clingy and an awkward boyfriend. He won't know how to handle a break-up

Girl 1: How did Jake handle the break-up? Girl 2: He cried for a week

By Karma-13

He is very short, Jake plays way to many video games and he is overweight. Jake likes to jerk off a lot, like, too much.

Jake the midget!

By Leo1800

Really ugly, pimples everywhere, can be a real jerk sometimes, ugly,ugly,ugly poop but he smells very nice

I saw a Jake on the floor and it was brown.

By Maemalloy

This guy used to have tons of girls who liked him, but now spends his life a complete loner in his room playing video games. Heis bipolar about girls. He doesnt have the guts to ask them out and then dumps them through someone else. He is always changing his mind about who he likes. He will grow up to be a man whore and still live with his parents, playing sims on origin.

Jake: I like felisha. Jake: felisha is such a garden tool.

By The real effing truth

Jamaican

Dude 1: "Yo, where can I get a piece?!" Dude 2: "Talk to them Jakes over there"

By Mojo86