What's on your mug?

Something me and your mom has when you’re away

Just so you know you’re mom is really good at sex

By alocalL

reigen arataka

reigen arataka IS sex

By reigenaratakafan

Literally 65% of this god forsaken site definitions.

Friend: Man, why does almost all these Urban Dictionary definitions have to do with sex? Other Friend: I don’t know, but that’s the internet for you.

By Vargskelthor

Back in the old days Sex is what a women and man did to reproduce. Times have changed ,people hacked the science and do it for pleasure. sex can now be done with the same gender, alone, in groups, with toys, silicone dolls, and in virtual reality. Sex can be bought ,sold, simulated, and scripted to portray modern fantasy's in pornography. Sex is an act, it involves stimulation of the genitals which can result in orgasm. Sex is for adults , it is mature and it requires consent and responsibility.

john on sex: i'm not gay. i was drunk and he was wearing some tight jeans, that's all i needed.

By fuckhand

The thing I have with your mom every night For safer words it can be called human reproduction

Ur mom : BABY LETS HAVE SEX TONIGHTTT me : HELL YEAH YOU GON BE PREGO TONIGHTTTTTTTT

By MC4L