What's on your mug?

His shlong is so big you would think it was the Eiffel Tower. He has the sexiest body of anyone and has porn star potential. He pulls all the hoes. (even the black ones)

Robert? Fuck without hesitation!!!

By OhYeahDaddy12

Hot alpha male with 8 inch penis

Person 1: hey Robert Person 2: he has a massive cock Robert: I have a 8 inch cock

By Niggly Wiggly00001

Robert is someone who is a narcissistic, asshole, cry baby bitch who makes people's lives miserable and doesn't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own. They are irresponsible and rude and manipulative with no soul. (They also have bad hairlines)

Robert is being such a dick right now and is screaming because he's getting shit on by a girl who's a lower rank then them in valorant.

By whinygirl

A boy that can be very rude and a bully, he can say some inappropriate uncomfortable things, Roberts are usually zesty and girly pop, they can sometimes be furrys too, but they can be a good friend.

Person 1 “Hey nice to meet you, my name is-” Person 2 looks up and down at person 1 Person 2“let me guess.. Robert?”

By Lolafisher20

He played IronMan He is so cool and has infinite rizz

I wish I was like robert

By Randompersonwhodisctatesword