cat
amazing creature
Person 1: "See that thing... what is it.. it's so beautiful and soft.." Person 2 : "It's a cat.. cats really are beautiful and soft, ya know?'
By catsxarexawesome
What's on your mug?
Cat
An evil demon creature of the night possessing the Deranged spirit of a devil in their afterlife. If a black cat crosses your path from the left, it is female. from the right, male. If it jumps down from a tree above and hisses at you before launching its razor sharp talons into your skin, it is the spirit of an Illuminati god. stay away. Save yourself from eternal darkness. Alone. Alone. Alooooooone.
“I swear, he’s gonna be a cat someday.” “dude, don’t get all catty up in here!” “Cat”
By Yasssssssssssskween
Cat
A psyco maniac depressed serial killer who kills you if you get close to her friends, also a furry and I have Elon musk’s Flamethrower so watch out. Run, she will stab you with a knife if you hurt her friends and hugs you sometimes if she’s overly excited
Run from cat
By Ur mums gurl
Cat
Cat: A cat is a mammal with soft fur who likes milk and may scratch so be careful the can be harmful if they don't receive milk.
whoa look at that black cat... better not cross paths with it!
By donkeygetoutofmaswamp
Cat
Fucking hairballs with knives attached to them
"Dude, a fucking cat just scratched me." "That's because it's a hairball with knives attached to it."
By A Fucking Cat Person